The Liberationist Union of United Vietussia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arkady Albert Sokoloff with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 18.411 billion Vietussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hankow. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vietussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,963 trillion Moneypennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,946 Moneypennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, they say that Vietussians made a dessert and called it peace, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Vietussia's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dryzaty.

United Vietussia is ranked 279,237^th in the world and 1,221^st in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -331.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.